What was the casting process like for Seinfeld? 2023 The Hollywood Reporter, LLC. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. ELAINE: Ummm, I love the smell of bakeries. them up. and blocking somebody in. Well, youre weak spineless a man of temptations but what tempts you?, Newman finally reveals his line of work in The Old Man. When George asks what Newman does, he proudly announces, Im a United States postal worker., George asks why theres such a high crime rate in Newmans profession and it triggers a meltdown: Because the mail never stops! The other people I hate are the people that get onto the moving walkway and the just stand there. You\'ll receive the next newsletter in your inbox. cold. From George's beached whale story to Kramer's thoughts on marriage, Seinfeld has some of the most memorable sitcom monologues of all time. In the said episode, he spins a ridiculous tale as a speeding ticket defense, and unfortunately, his alibi is all out of whack, and unable to recall anything at the stand. KRAMER: What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet? Horrified, she asks Puddy: Youre going to wear this all the time?, The gang attempting air travel never goes well, and in The Airport, Jerry and Elaine have to fly home to New York from St. Louis together. George refuses to reveal his ATM code to anybody, including his fiance Susan, in season 7s The Secret Code. As soon as Kramer finds out how secretive he is about his ATM code, he starts probing Georges mind to deduce what it could be. There's JERRY: My mother's. What do you need a paperweight for? 337. In The Stand-In, Louis-Dreyfus gets around pesky TV censorship rules first with a hilarious wide-eyed stare at the it he took out, and then again with brilliant, deliberate emphasis when she explains the whole thing to Jerry. On a series filled with strange characters, no one on Seinfeld was quite like J. Peterman (John O'Hurley). In The Library, Jerry butts heads with Lt. Joe Bookman, a so-called library cop played hysterically straight by guest star Philip Baker Hall. He produced early works for Kathryn Bigelow, Terrence Malick, and Jason Reitman. KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred? In The Mango, Elaine tells Jerry exactly how many of her orgasms she faked with him: 100 percent. Elaine thinks this same method could help her boyfriend (Bob Odenkirk) finally ace his medical license exam. The male body is utilitarian its for getting around. The first time I read the script, I sat down at the table read and go, This is the No. I got this great mini-TV and a VCR, oh it's unbelievable.". This . By the way, was that bathroom clean enough for you? Ever keen to quell her friends paranoia, Elaine chips in: Ive yada yadad sex. It leads to this all-timer of an exchange: ELAINE: I met this lawyer, we had dinner, we had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.JERRY: But you yada yada-d over the best part!ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisque. CLERK: What I this a hundred? ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. Sarah Michelle Gellar Cant Fully Rewatch. leave everyone horrified, but it takes Elaine seeing herself on tape to realize the true depravity of her dancing, which George aptly calls a full-body dry heave set to music.. every word of this story is true" [exits to street] " Why don't we get them a couch? KRAMER: Yeah, he could build the rocket but he's still stupid for double-parking Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. And Ill be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down! This monologue hilariously foreshadows the grim fate that awaits Jerry and his friends en route to the French capital. Whereas George pushed women, children, and the elderly out of his way to avoid a fire he started, Kramer stole a bus, drove across town, and fought off a mugger to salvage his girlfriends severed pinky toe. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. It's so hot in here! ", And I love the sign in the airplane bathroom. GEORGE: I am not buying something just to get change. The Subway. mean they were here first. Michaela Coel, Penlope Cruz, Dua Lipa, and Roger Federer to Co-chair Met Gala, Songwriters Hall of Fame to Party With Gloria Estefan, Sade, Snoop Dogg. "Well, let me remind you of something. Everybody else I'm giving Tic Tacs. Die! It all culminates in her screaming I HATE IT! and, ultimately, getting fired. I think it will be a very smooth transition for you. It's not worth it. He writes reviews, features, and lists for Screen Rant and Game Rant. I've always thought that as well. Sometimes a body rejects a vital-organ transplant. He took it out, she tells him, and when he presses her, she adds in some pauses for real emphasis: He. The pair recently shot a pilot for The Travel Channel called Uncommon Goods, which he describes as a show about the two of us looking for unusual things around the world.. Every day it piles up more and more and more. You're Mussolini? GEORGE: Ah, great. Two races of flavor living side by side [mumble?] The shove the entire visual of someone so tiny, shaking all her tall friends in their place never fails to be funny. "Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here. Finding a way around doing it in a more obvious way, they came up with The Deal, in which Jerry and Elaine try to figure out a more casual relationship. . The four of us can't show up with just one KRAMER: Okay. KRAMER: Wow, I'm not finding a spot here. Freebies. Now come on. I use Prell, the hard stuff. quite like a hat with a flap. That being said,there were also times whentheyweren't at each other's throats. put up your . Ever the trailblazer, Elaine opened up those conversations in The Contest, when the men challenge one another not to masturbate. thing's useless. . Or as she puts it: We just want to take this, and add that., Unexpected flashing more often happens over DMs these days, but in the 90s, Elaine experienced it right there in a car after a date. This whole monologue culminating in the reveal of Kramers golf ball is one of the single greatest pieces of acting in television history. . KRAMER: All rright let's get some gum or something. Benes. You either have grace or you dont, the woman tells her, leading Elaine into an increasingly bleak series of admissions: I like to think I have a little grace Okay, fine, I have no grace I have no intention of getting grace Look, I dont have grace, I dont want grace, I dont even say grace!. ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. That's their specialty. Led by series creators Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, Seinfeld had some of the strongest writing in the history of television. 313. xnerdyxrealistx 10 yr. ago First one that came to mind was The Baby Shower episode with George's intended rant to Leslie Then we'd . a cake. hair for some phlegm. Its ridiculous! she cries: This is America! It escalates to a full-blown fight (involving her throwing Georges hat away, out of spite! The Marine Biologist: Directed by Tom Cherones. While the abstinence works in his favor, it turns Elaine into intelligent who can barely finish a complete sentence and is easily amused by a spinning tire display at an auto body shop. Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I want to make sure. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. I hope we didn't slow you down. You see what I'm saying? Across nine seasons, Seinfeld featured its fair share of unwieldy monologues that actors like Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight knocked out of the park. It performs funny. When some other women try to convince Elaine to have a baby, she changes the subject, before mocking them to her friends later on. You see what I'm saying? The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. KRAMER: I'm freezing. It was Richard Kind and Corbin Bernsen and Stephen Tobolowsky, and we had just been canceled by ABC. Peace! Big trouble. The most amazing thing about that moment is that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was pregnant and fighting back intense nausea while filming, meaning the distressed look on her face is mostly genuine. 15 titles 1. "Did you lose your luggage? Junior.. THIS IS ANARCHY! Bring them a nice Come on Elaine warm me up, oh! I'll just take it off. bottle of wine. do an op-ed piece for the Times. So you and Bob have a good time tonight. JERRY: Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger. Kramers B-plot in the controversial episode The Dog sees him attempting to break up with his girlfriend Ellen, then desperately pleading with her to take him back all shot from Ellens point-of-view. JERRY: Who needs misty herbal rain water crap they sell in the health You go ahead and keep it a secret. That was the difference and that was what made the show so different. Now why is that a cake? And you, my friend, have found your angel. KRAMER: Because I don't like to carry my wallet. Can you stop off at the bakery? Jerry claims an open first class spot, where he lands a date with the beautiful model seated next to him, while Elaine is stuck dealing with obnoxious passengers, rude attendants, and a revolting bathroom in coach. The man's an absolute butcher.". And so I decided I was going to play Cupid and try to encourage it. . go, They can't make a prescription bottle top that's easy to open? From Georges beached whale story to Kramers thoughts on marriage, Seinfeld has some of the most memorable sitcom monologues of all time. YOU SOLD ME A CAKE WITH How could I be with someone like you? Seconds later, hes begging her to take him back: I take it all back, every word! Don't you hate those things? Next! Its a moment that shows Elaines sadism, and her selfish need to prove a point gets the chef sent back to Argentina. ELAINE: You know we were here ahead of you. . Things make perfect BARBARA: I'm on my way over there right now. "Oh, you know Bob? Oh, okay, I'll give you the real medicine. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. Elaine: Devastating. is richer and fruitier. Elaines (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss would speak in long, evocative passages, and it turns out that many of his most insane moments ended up on the cutting room floor. a jerk YOU are. You'd go around in a circle. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! A barnstorming performance from Christian Bale, a standout Colombian drama, and a wholesome flick about a lost dog. ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. We'd be shunned by society. minutes for you people? be on. KRAMER: I'll get a ticket! The show was always 10 minutes too long and the easiest thing to do is say, Well, we just have to cut thePetermanmonologue. The funny thing is, I still do themonologuesand I remember every one of them. is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Elaine has a lot of boyfriends, but the only one that seems to come backis David Puddy. We're all passengers together. It is, however, a snack flight. . If the plane crashes, everyone in first class will die anyway, she reasons aloud. It aired on January 19, 1995. JERRY: Look at this [start hitting George], ELAINE: Hey George, can you feel this? ELAINE: Wait, wait a second are, are you Barbara Benedict? Now what if I'm walking? You go to sleep at night shes there. Kenny Loggins Is Cutting Loose From Touring, Madonna May Own a French Painting Thought to Have Been Destroyed in WWI. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. . Seinfeld Monologues O n my block, a lot of people walk their dogs and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags. This Seasons Highly Specific Breakup Anthems, Ranked. If we can't get the Bobka the whole What's in it?" Then you want me to wait? Were Making Nepo-Baby Merch for Actual Babies. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, filmmaker, and all-round great guy. That was the third bank to turn him down so I was-I was a little concerned", RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Saddest Things About Newman. We got wine. What, what happened to you? the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. That's very nice. [they are hitting his jacket]. Noisey caught up with the now-retired "Seinfeld" composer Jonathan Wolff to find out how he crafted the iconic music, which was different for each episode.Wolff used Seinfeld's opening monologue in every episode as the melody for the changing theme. The brainchild of comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the show about nothing became an unlikely hit, changing the blueprint of comedy forever with its physical humor, insufferable characters, and memorable rants about the minutiae of daily life. JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon. I love it but don't think it has anything to do with the real JS. GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. We've been waiting twenty be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about Took. I'll have the chocolate Bobka. KRAMER: Let's go inside the liquor store. 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Former SNL star Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who also went on to lead the Veep cast and join the Marvel movies) earned one of her 11 Emmy Awards for playing Jerrys vivacious and slightly off-kilter ex-girlfriend, who contributed to many of the long-running NBC sitcoms most hilarious moments. Bar. Look to the cookie. GEORGE: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Um, I'm Elaine Benes, you remember COME ON OUT. GEORGE: This week. I think this neat freak character is something they gave him on the show. GEORGE: You know that coat was Gore-Tex. The Show Explores Dating And Human Behavior Via Elaine's Storylines While Jerry, George, and Kramer all dated during Seinfeld, the focus was often on the attractive women they wanted to woo, or how insecure and nervous George was about his sex life. Too scary. And the heat my God, the heat!, Before the sponge (see: No. In a frenzy, before exiting,he continues, "And I'll be there,inall my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down.". The shows writers developed their own snappy, idiosyncratic style of dialogue that captured the music of conversation and gave the actors plenty of behavioral quirks to play around with. . Then we'll get some change. Throughout the course of Seinfeld, Newmanschemedagainst his sworn enemy, antithesis, and neighbor, Jerry. And what's the smell, what are ELAINE: Um, okay, we got the cake now. doing you, LUNATIC! ELAINE: CHOCOLATE BOBKA! You go up to the ticket agent. Like it's a ride. . Jerry would wander around, almost like he was a tourist. As always, its appearance over substance, as she tries to get him to sharpen up a little: Cant you at least look like a successful Communist?. Excuse me. Elaine's internal monologue in the sauna is great. BARBARA: Well, I'll be there ahead of you and I'LL be telling them what After she suffers a dog bite, Elaine suspects she has contracted rabies, especially after she begins to frequently snap at her friends - including Kramer (Michael Richards), whom she calls a hipster doofus during one fervent episode. Rob Schneiderwas playing my hard of hearing assistant. It might have been I cant live without you, Ill do anything!. I bought a Panama hat she grabbed it by the brim, pulled it down so hard Give me a squeeze. Cluck, puk cluck? Before things get out of hand, Kramer cuts in and jolts his friend back to reality. In The English Patient, she spends the entire episode attempting to skirt around how much she despised the film after seeing it with a date. The female body is a work of art, Elaine explains. ELAINE: You think I should go ask her for hers? A bowl of cereal in one hand. After Seinfeld finished, he perpetrated one of TV historys most meta moments ever when in 2001 he bought a sizable stake in the real J. Peterman Co. and co-owns it with John Peterman, the man he played on television for years. Its like a Jeep. And to emphasize her point, she adds: Its hideous!. . I knew every piece of that office and it was just so comfortable for me to be there. very stupid. What is the ultimate Peterman memory for you? Then I ran out of the house and I was running Back at his apartment, Kramer assures Jerry, There isnt., What follows is a hysterically blunt take on the time-tested but overrated institution of marriage: You wake up in the morning shes there. Sometimes he'd succeed and at other times, his scheming and planning would fall through. Theres never a let-up, its relentless. Twelve dollars. Maybe it's just a blatant disregard Aired January 8, 1992. I thought they were having a little tte--tteoffice time. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Best Movie Parodies, Ranked. love cinnamon. Everyone is smoking on ex packs right now. Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994) TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy 9.2 Rate George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. The loud, clumsy, sexually progressive, and very lovable Elaine subverted every trope we came to expect from women on screen, not least of all the will-they-wont-they arc that plagues lesser shows. But my friend here has Back at George's train, he is . NEXT: 10Seinfeld Episodes That'll Never Get Old. GEORGE: Hey, hey What are you doing? The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, he's not gonna make any more soup. GEORGE: Did you ever see her lose her temper. The first episode established some of its strengths as an ensemble piece, featuring Jason Alexander as George and Michael Richards as Kramer (then Kessler) alongside Seinfeld. George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. have my wallet. All right, look at all this stuff. GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still WHERE'S Aren't we lucky? the earth. I heard a weather man say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost The pair break up and get back together a ton over the course of the series, to the point where Elaine makes a bet with Jerry that shes not going to do it again in The Voice. But she does again, and again, and again, with the relationship producing some of her finest moments on the series. What are you doing (to Jerry "Really sweatin'. "And therein lies the tragedy. When he finally confronts her about it, he launches into a dramatic monologue in which he paraphrases everyone from William Shakespeare to the Elephant Man: Are we not human? ELAINE: You sold us a hair with a cake around it. ! Streetcar Named Desire-style at Jerrys aunt and she does it multiple times, each more funny than the last. Because I can?, Elaine has a lot of boyfriends over the series run, but a favorite of ours is the Communist from season six. The worst place in the world. 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These classic Elaine Benes moments prove Julia Louis-Dreyfus was "Queen of the Castle" on Seinfeld. Stop here. All Rights Reserved. And now, Amiens is asking the Material Girl to lend the tableau back. She threatens the Soup Nazi with his own recipes, telling him: I can make my own soup Youre through, Soup Nazi. In The Virgin, she tells a story to Jerry and his new girlfriend about her diaphragm flying out of her bag, repeatedly stressing the word DIAphragm to comic effect, saying: So I carry around my DIAphragm who doesnt? She refuses to let anything go, and when a woman refuses to give her a square of toilet paper in a stall, Elaine takes it to heart. [breathes on glasses] It. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. We went to the Moon but still somehow wound up carrying little bags of dog doody around with us. The episode became well known for Elaine's ending monologue. Elaines fury would only become more prevalent, funnier, and much louder as Seinfeld went along, such as in Season 5. them, and her. It's strange, two guys in shorts competing for a belt. This years inductees also include new-jack-swing producer Teddy Riley and Taylor Swift co-writer Liz Rose. KRAMER: Hey, did you ever read one of these? NEXT:Best Newman Episodes of Seinfeld, Ranked According to IMDB, Bisma Fida strongly believes pop culture shapes human lives. GEORGE: Ill tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the There are only two seats left one in first class, and one in coach, where Elaine gets stuck after Jerry claims she cant miss first class if shes never had it. No more soup, Jerry. Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and JERRY: I don't know, just standing there with a box, holding it by the He could be one of the guys who It's February. KRAMER: All right but I am going to have to pay you back latter I don't sense to me now. A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her. Prince Harry, Kyla Zhao, Allegra Goodman, and more. Move the shoes, move the shoes, move the shoes.". Neil Armstrong should have said, "That's one small GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. At a glimpse, Jerry Seinfeld has good intentions in "The Cafe" when he notices the struggling eatery. My office set was next to Jerrys apartment. . Naturally, she does. At least she didnt go bald. Oh, OK, that I can understand." . Like there's some planes that are expected to crash. I can't stop shaking. Its almost stupid if we didnt! she shouts at Jerry on the topic of having sex. Many of the biggest Seinfeld fans would struggle to recite the monologues delivered by Elaine's boss, J. Peterman from memory.. So they said, "Why don't we just pound each other for forty-five minutes? Seinfeld Elaine Monologue - YouTube A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her neighbor ignoring her in Seinfeld the TV series. ", "Acutally it does, yes. But there's no hat that makes a statement She is particularly concerned about the media portrayals of gender, class, race, and sexuality on television, their intersectionality, and ultimately how audiences perceive each of these constructs. I guarantee Elaine loves to make herself laugh. Cancelled is the answer, actually. For my heart has also been captured by a breathless beauty - whom I fear I will never possess.". However, his inner monologue says otherwise. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google In The Bizarro Jerry, she finally branches out to make new, less uncouth friends but later learns that shes just as bad. I'm that Panama hat? Elaine's dating life allowed the show to go in a more serious direction. This is the monologue that was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. Still dressed in her nightgown and sporting unruly hair, Elaine has a fervent and glazed expression. The chief bee keeper was this horrible hag of a woman with gnarled teeth and a giant wart that she called a nose. I'm a little scared of her. In fact I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime ), Even though Elaine has slept with Jerry, the men of Seinfeld still by and large seem to find her pretty sexless. ELAINE: Napoleon? The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. GEORGE: Hey, Ring Dings are better than anything you'll ever get at a And I did. . It will just take a second. Bobka. better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes Let's go but something. There's the bakery. car that's double parked and we're just waiting for the guy to pull out. You would be dead. And then the barcode reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day.". Let's just give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line. Your lawyer should insist on it. People will be KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing. and I'll wait in the car? This one makes the most iconic list because it combines the perfect Elaine line with a perfect bit of physical comedy, at which Louis-Dreyfus is an absolute genius (if she'd . I was out having drinks with my manager that night, crying in my beer, and during that time Larry Davids office had called my manager. JERRY: Oh, take it back. ELAINE: Well,, this is a little awkward, isn't it? She goes so far as to pretend not to have seen it in order to impress her boss, Peterman, but when theyre at the theater together, she explodes with an impassioned rant: Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! They should award them slacks or a shirt. Elaine doesnt mince her words, and in The Apology, when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on whats wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: chicken wing shoulder blades. 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